Love, Optimized

Confirming compatibility with neuro-technology.

Object Solutions – Love, Optimized – NeurAlign

Problem Solved

Here you are, feeding your life story to yet another new contact across the dinner table. You hope this selection will be the one to flourish. True love is a tall order, and browsing online profiles feels like comparing expiration dates. At the slow pace of human experience, how can you know if your time together is worthwhile?

The diligent NeurAlign orchestrates your romantic success while the two of you sleep soundly at the first date dinner table. With your brains comfortably entangled in its electrode network, the NeurAlign sends evocative nerve impulses between you to determine your romantic potential. The experience calibrates your nervous systems to amplify your points of greatest harmony at a fraction of the standard time.

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